1、The last chance
The God decided to create “woman”,and he should take a rib from Adam.
He gave Adam some sleeping-pills smilely,said:”Adam,enjoy the sleepy,this is the last chance that U could enjoy a peacefully sleep without any noise.”
2、In the Eden,Adem told the God:”I’m lonely,I need a company.”
“Ok,”said the God,”I will give U a perfect woman,beautiful smart and gentle.She will cook clean and do everything for U,without any complaint and question.”
“Sounds good,”Adem said,”But,to make such a good lady,WHAT is the cost?”
掃描下方二維碼，進(jìn)入“每日一練”免費(fèi)在線測試
“One arm and One leg.”
“OH,expensive!”after thought for a while,Adem asked:”How about just one RIB?”
3、The brave heart
A millionaire called on all the bathelers(forgot) in the city to his home,andc take them to a big pool that lived some corcodiles(forgot).
”I want to find a brave heart,let me see who dare to jump into this pool and swim to the other side--------he will be my son-in-low,get all my fourtune and my beautiful daughter.”
Sex!But……Every man looked at each other,with a pale and red face.None dare.
Suddenly,with a “PUTON”,a batheler jumped into the water,God!He swam towards the other side with a crazy speed!And,with the very lighting speed,he touched the side,and climbed on without even awaking the corcodile!
The millionaire go ahead and hold his hand:Congreqirlations!(forgot)What a brave heart!I suppose U wanna my doughter so much!
“Not at all!”the guy cried,”I just wanna know who son of a pig pushed me into the poor just now!!”
1.最后的機(jī)會
上帝決定創(chuàng)造”女人”,但他須要從亞當(dāng)那得到一支肋骨.
他給了亞當(dāng)一些安眠藥,微笑地對他說:”亞當(dāng),盡情享受睡眠吧, 這是你最后一次可以享受這種安靜,沒有噪音的睡覺機(jī)會了.
2.在天堂里,亞當(dāng)對上帝說:”我太寂寞了,我須要一個(gè)人陪我.”
“好的”,上帝答到.”我將要給你一個(gè)完美的女人,美麗,聰明而且溫柔,她將毫無怨言地為你燒飯,為你做一切事情.”
“那太好了.” 亞當(dāng)說道.”但是,要做出這么一個(gè)完美的女士,我須要付出什么呢?”
“一只手和一條腿.”
“噢,那代價(jià)太大了!”想了一會,亞當(dāng)接著問:” 一根肋骨怎么樣?”
3.勇士
有一個(gè)百萬富翁召集了城里所有的單身漢去他家里,并且?guī)е麄儊淼揭粋�(gè)全是鱷魚的池子邊.
“我希望能找到一個(gè)勇士,我想看看誰敢跳下這個(gè)池子并且游到對面------他將會成為我的女婿,得到我所有的財(cái)產(chǎn)和我美麗的女兒.
女人! 但是…..每個(gè)人都無力的, 臉紅紅的,你看著我,我看著你,沒一個(gè)人敢跳下去.
突然,”撲嗵”一聲,天哪! 有個(gè)單身漢跳了下去,他以驚人的速度使勁地向?qū)γ嬗稳?就像光速一樣,他到達(dá)了
對岸,并爬上岸,還沒有驚醒沉睡著的鱷魚.
這個(gè)富翁走上前去握住他的手: “恭喜你! 勇士,我想你一定非常喜歡我女兒.”
“一點(diǎn)也不,”小伙子答到.”我只想知道,剛才是哪個(gè)龜兒子把我推下池子的.”
資料來源考試網(wǎng)校老師主講教材精講班課程，完整講義下載進(jìn)入個(gè)人中心>>
報(bào)考指南
| 報(bào)名時(shí)間 | 報(bào)名流程 | 考試時(shí)間 |
| 報(bào)考條件 | 考試科目 | 考試級別 |
| 成績查詢 | 考試教材 | 考點(diǎn)名錄 |
| 合格標(biāo)準(zhǔn) | 證書管理 | 備考指導(dǎo) |
更多
熱點(diǎn)專題
- 考試題庫
- 模擬試題
- 歷年真題