Despite birthday clowns and stand-up comedians dominating the scene, we all know that the best jokesters are dads with their punny humor and groan-inducing quips. Although not everyone is a big fan of that type of comedy gold, there is a certain amount of appreciation any person can have for a well-timed pun. Especially if it's followed by thunderous laughter from the person and the classic finger-guns pose. Scroll down below to see some of the best dad jokes around and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites.

　　眾所周知，除了生日小丑和獨(dú)角滑稽秀演員，最厲害的段子手就是各家的爸爸們。他們最擅長一詞多用，妙語連珠。盡管他們這種喜劇風(fēng)格并不是所有的人都鐘愛，但對于一個(gè)不失時(shí)機(jī)的小笑話，任何人都會(huì)報(bào)以好感，哪怕是極少的一點(diǎn)好感。如果講笑話的人講完笑話又開始發(fā)出雷鳴般的傻笑，再加上一個(gè)經(jīng)典的“槍”型手勢，觀眾們更是控制不住要發(fā)笑了。往下翻，看看下面從全網(wǎng)搜集的最 佳“爸爸笑話”。別忘了寫番評論，給你最喜歡的投票。

　　1.Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

　　今天我的兒子問我“能給我張書簽嗎?”我頓時(shí)淚如泉涌。他已經(jīng)11歲了，仍不知道我的名字叫Brian.

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　　網(wǎng)友評論：So sorry Brian, one day he'll get it!

　　Brian我真為你難過，有一天他會(huì)明白的。

　　2.My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

　　我妻子說我毫無方向感，為此她非常生氣。所以我收拾好自己的行李就向右走了。

　　網(wǎng)友評論：I love this one.

　　好喜歡這個(gè)笑話

　　3.DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

　　爸爸：我進(jìn)城的路上一直在聽收音機(jī)，聽說有個(gè)女明星剛剛自殺了。

　　MOM: Oh my! Who!?

　　哦天吶!是誰呀?

　　DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

　　呃，我不記得了……我記得好像叫Reese什么什么吧

　　MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

　　媽媽: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

　　DAD: No, it was with a knife……

　　爸爸：不，好像是用一把刀

　　網(wǎng)友評論：Groan - nice one!

　　大笑不止——這個(gè)笑話真不錯(cuò)!

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